Bad Cat Blog

So, today was a lazy day, I hung out, ate a bit, but mostly...

Mon, 04 Jul 2011 20:15:10 -0500

So, today was a lazy day, I hung out, ate a bit, but mostly slept… Me and my bro right here kept it tight while taking a cat nap, but this was mainly us sleeping off the catnip and booze from the day before… Bros before Hos

So there is this thing called outside, right? Well, out there...

Sun, 01 May 2011 13:07:35 -0500

So there is this thing called outside, right? Well, out there are so many more things to eat! I see bugs, birds, and many others! I need to get out, I need a jail break!

Wait a second.. I don’t want to leave. These humans feed me! 3 meals a day and all the cushions you can sleep on. Forget the outside! In here, I’m king!

So I got into a room I’m not supposed to be in, and well.....

Sun, 24 Apr 2011 14:17:17 -0500

So I got into a room I’m not supposed to be in, and well.. Proceeded to eat everything! Good thing it was just mardi gras and Christmas stuff, so it’s not like anyone needed it!

So I decided I am going to become a world traveler. I believe...

Sat, 16 Apr 2011 04:11:37 -0500

So I decided I am going to become a world traveler. I believe I’m old enough. I’m like a year in human years, but in cat years I am like at least 7. I want to see the world biggest yarn ball… And eat it. I want to see the leaning tower of.. Pizza? And push it over. Let’s just say I want to spread my mischief world wide.

Sorry for the lack of updates everyone.. But I got hit by a...

Sun, 10 Apr 2011 18:21:52 -0500

Sorry for the lack of updates everyone.. But I got hit by a bombshell a couple weeks ago, and I have been in a slump ever since. So, turns out, I’m a boy cat… I was told, I was a girl cat. Of course this explains my awesome masculinity, but just think about living your life as one gender, and boom…. Anyway, I’m back, and with more attitude than ever, time to be a man. Or at least the cat equivalent.

So i know the Summer Olympics are a while away, but i am...

Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:50:29 -0600

So i know the Summer Olympics are a while away, but i am starting my training early! Everyone better hope i stick the landing, or some judges may find a dead mouse on their doorstep.. and no… its not a prize…. its a threat… :)

Everybody has to have their “Cute” photo. Well, here...

Sat, 15 Jan 2011 18:32:24 -0600

Everybody has to have their “Cute” photo. Well, here is mine. Hope you like it, cause this doesnt happen often. Anyway, time to go back to tearing up the house. :D

So, they say Guantanamo Bay was wrong, they say torturing your...

Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:46:49 -0600

So, they say Guantanamo Bay was wrong, they say torturing your prisoners is a bad thing. Well political correctness be damned, I disagree. I like to eat my prisoners last meal, in front of them of course, and then after I’m done licking my chops, I set my eyes on them. I’m so devious!

Needless to say… That string had it coming. It was hanging...

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:30:26 -0600

Needless to say… That string had it coming. It was hanging there, minding its own business…. Definitely looking for a fight. The string was relentless though, it never gave up, even when i had it in the stranglehold (pictured). Oh well, another day, another enemy down.

Hi there everyone, The name is Little Shit, yea.. thats right,...

Tue, 11 Jan 2011 04:51:57 -0600

Hi there everyone, The name is Little Shit, yea.. thats right, Little Shit. I think i was named that because i get in soo much damn trouble. You name it, i have eaten it or tore it apart. This picture is even fuzzy because… You cant capture my greatness in a photo… i wont let you.

I bet you are asking yourself, “Why the hell would this cat make a blog if she cant ‘be capture[d]’?” Well, thats because i want to chronicle my greatness, i want people to know that i am here, be afraid!

So i may only be a few months old, but i am a heap of trouble. So now, i welcome you… to the Bad Cat Blog.